What i got for Xmas was-(1.)6 drunks,
(2.) over-stuffed guy
(3.)1 guy with over dose of viagra-came in with
every thing standing.
(4.) one chocking Goat-removed plastic and got butted
in the behind while bending over to throw the
plastic in the bin-the little old lady(who's goat it-
was) happly told me that the goat is thanking me
for saving her life.
( 5.)1 half guy came to complain that three months
ago he had come with his wife to my practice
and taken birth control pills so that for a year he
wouldnt have any babies-and see what has
happened because as soon as wife took the pills
she started vomiting-So I HAVE BEEN TAKING
THOSE PILLS FOR 3 MONTHS_NOW SEE HE SAID
see LOOK AT ME(in a girlish voice)-he was
bold and had grown small breast and had also
put on weight-completely no facial hair.
[BWhat DO you Accept--I was on call on Xmas-.No presents for me -crying-cruel world.[/b]
